Curly Headed Eff!!!

We all have that kid that we see constantly that we hate for no other reason than the fact the this person exists. For me this person is known simply as Curly Headed Eff. I don't know what it is about him, I have never had a conversation with him, however; I hate him for the simple fact that he is. Nothing bothers me more than the simple truth that he was born. It's not anything he did, it's just him. The saddest part is, it doesn't matter what he does, I will never like him. Well I realized how silly this was of me as a I sat and pondered the other day and decided that I would reach out to Curly Headed Eff, surely we must have something in common.... or so I thought. I realized that here in Utah the Jazz are a topic that usually can create some strong bonds so I decided to bring it up to Curly Headed Eff. He took the bait like a 14 year old boy who just stumbled upon a pornographic magazine. He claimed to love the Jazz, and then he did it, the ultimate sin. He said, "The only thing the Jazz need to do is get rid of Boozer." Well that confirmed everything I had predetermined about him. He cemented himself as Curly Headed Eff; that is, I lost all desire to ever find out his name. Here the Jazz is, 8-2 in its last 10 games, and this Eff has the audacity to say that we need to get rid of Boozer. The Jazz have handled business as of late; they have recently beaten the Cavs, the Mavs, the Spurs, and the Suns. They are now at the top of the Power Rankings of John Hollinger at ESPN, and he wrote an entire article defending the Jazz as the hottest team in the NBA http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PERDiem-100126. I have never met more people that claim to love something, but will turn around and attempt to discredit one of the premiere aspects of that entity. I cannot believe that anyone could profess that they are Jazz fans, yet give no support for our leading scorer and rebounder. I just want to close in saying thanks Curly Headed Eff you have once again demonstrated to me that I have incredible douchedar and can spot uber-douches like yourself from miles away. You are an idiot and forever shall be a Curly Headed Eff!!!